Wasting time applying for jobs that don’t exist

Eiuoo.com

If you see a blogging job offered and apply, this is the response you will get:

Eiuoo CGO – Chief Group Officer wanted
If you are true-blue user of www.eiuoo.com, if you have plenteous time every day, if you have quite enough experience on group management, you are welcome to join eiuoo group.

What is eiuoo CGO?
Eiuoo offers new service to all registered users. The user can create one group about his or her interest. Eiuoo provides more functions to the group. The person who founds the group is titled as Chief Group Officer. And CGO can get the prize and the discount.
There are three types of eiuoo CGO: Forum Admin, founder of the group, and founder of Instant Messager group.

Group type:
There are three types of Groups in www.eiuoo.com : Groups, Forums, Instant Messager Group.

Group structure and function:
Group space: includes group album, articles, group member list, group comments
Sending group mail: group member can send the mails to all group members.
Search friends: group member can invite the friends who are registered users in www.eiuoo.com, or invite outside friends to join in the group.
More groups: one user can create one group, or join more than one group.

CGO Benefit:
Eiuoo starts one creative plan for the group. Each CGO can get the prize every month.
The plan, named as “CGO Plan”, is quite simple.
1. Every eiuoo group is involved in CGO Plan while the group is established.
2. At early of every month, eiuoo.com calculates group’s cost at previous month, 15% of the cost is the prize and is transited to CGO account.
3. The prize is eiu dollar, precise in 0.01 eiu dollar.
4. CGO can charge the prize, and distribute the prize to group member.
5. The prize is started to calculate at 00:00 first of every month. CGO receives the prize before 00:00 sixth of every month.

CGO responsibility
1. At least 10 comments or pictures or video clips uploading to the group every day. All the material is related to group subject.
2. Managing the contents of the group. No ads, no racist, no personal attacks.
3. Be positive to answer group’s comments.
4. Be able to organize group’s events online or offline.
If you are interested at CGO, just let us know; leave basic personal introduction, eiuoo username.

Good grief guys! Please at least pay someone to write the fucking letter in proper English. I wonder how much an eiuoo dollar is worth at today’s exchange rate.