Toilet Humor – Funny uses of toilets and funny toilet decorations

If you needed any persuading that the Japanese are insane (don’t shoot me down as a racist – I am married to a half-Japanese lady and I hold several black belts in Japanese martial arts so I know what I am talking about lol) this should be it:

The Toilet Restaurant

Toilet Restaurant 1

Toilet Restaurant 1

Yes, you have guessed correctly. Every seat in this restaurant, every dining receptacle, all the drinking vessels are toilets. Why?………

Why?

Why?

Don't use the urinals for what they were intended

Don't use the urinals for their intended purpose

These toilets are clean enough to eat out of

These toilets are clean enough to eat out of

I have no idea where this is, or why on earth you would want to eat in a restaurant where you sit on the toilet to do so, but……

Strange Urinals

Would you pee in one of these?

Judging from the amount of emails I get telling me I need a larger penis to be able to finally satisfy a woman’s cravings and they just happen to be selling a pill/potion/device/surgical implant that will do the trick, there must be an awful lot of men out there unhappy with the size of their willy. And if there isn’t there soon will be – there is nothing like being emailed a message telling you that your willy is too small 500 times a day to give you an inferiority complex.

This first one proves that those New Zealanders are just as insane as anyone else, and apparently do not have complexes about the size of their willys. These are in the Queenstown Sofitel Hotel.

Guaranteed to make you feel inadequate

Guaranteed to make you feel inadequate

Not sure where these are, but they have a certain je-ne-sais-qua. Which means I don’t know what they have.

Open wiiiiide

Open wiiiiide

Nuns?

Nuns?

Who on earth can pee with a nun staring at their willy? And just in case you were thinking of answering that question – it was rhetorical. I don’t need a bunch of links to sites about peeing and nuns thank you very much. This Dutch urinal has come in for some criticism as being offensive to women. I wonder why?………

Mouth

Mouth

One issue apparently faced by urinal providers is persuading the clients to aim correctly. Never heard of this before. My wife never complains of “splatter,” :lol: Either way, these next two are  an attempt to encourage better aims. The first is very clever. In the porcelain is a fly. Not terribly obvious, but most men cannot resist the urge to pee on the fly. An 80%  reduction in splatter is being claimed by the makers.

Fly in Urinal

Fly in Urinal

This one is in Taipei. A photograph is set in the wall above the urinal to encourage men to lean in closer. Just don’t lean in far enough to pee on your shoes.

Taipei anti-splatter Urinal

Taipei anti-splatter Urinal

Urinal video game. Yes – I swear this is true. When you star, the video game starts. This one is not an attempt to encourage you to aim well, it is an attempt to persuade you that you are too drunk to drive. If you fail to win the game you are told you need to take a taxi instead. Honest.

Urinal Video Game

Urinal Video Game

Soap dispensers

These are actually quite imaginative, although I can only find censored photos of this first one. Either that or the camera used was one of those Japanese cameras that automatically blurs out any piece of male anatomy deemed to be too ofensive to show on the internet.

Soap Dispenser - censored

Soap Dispenser - censored

Hoff soap dispenser. I do not know why, but I find any photograph of David Hasselhoff automatically funny. Add it to a soap dispenser in a men’s bathroom, and you have a winner. Pretty sure this was photoshopped from the first one though :)

David Hasselhoff Soap dispenser

David Hasselhoff Soap dispenser

These next two, I pinched from Losers with socks, feel free to pay him a visit for the low down. Apparently, there is a video screen showing two football players kissing on constant loop above the urinals of a football club. American football seems to be some strange variation of the game of football that involves throwing the ball instead of kicking it with your FOOT. Go figure……

Gators Urinal

Gators Urinal

Nice sink!

Nice sink!

Funny toilet signs

True, too true....

True, too true....

The difference between men and women

The difference between men and women

Strange toilets

This first one is in Saarbrucken, Germany

German Public Toilet

German Public Toilet

Public urinals in Europe. Yes – these are all over Europe.

Urinal in Amsterdam

Urinal in Amsterdam

Uncategorized toilet photos

These next few are just funny. The Sony Ericson toilet cleaner:

Sony Ericsson Toilet bowl cleaner

Sony Ericsson Toilet bowl cleaner

Haloween Pumpkin Toilet

Halloween Pumpkin Toilet

Aquarium Toilet

Aquarium Toilet

Swarovski crystal-studded Toilet

Swarovski crystal-studded Toilet

And before anyione says this last one is not real, it is – an actual toilet completely covered in Swarovski crystals. Must be a bastard to clean. :)

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8 Responses to “Toilet Humor – Funny uses of toilets and funny toilet decorations”

  1. Darlene Norris November 15, 2008 at 12:41 pm // Reply

    Wow. Most of this leaves me speechless other than to say yuk. I always knew there was a reason I didn’t want to go into a men’s room, other than the obvious, of course. LOVE the pumpkin picture, though!

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    Mark
    November 17, 2008 at 8:17 pm // Reply

    It certainly is a strange old world. Think yourself licky you don’yhave to go into a men’s room :D

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  3. Dorsi November 18, 2008 at 1:01 am // Reply

    Fantastic article Mark. This creativity has really got my mind going now- my husband better watch out- he may go to the bathroom one day and find a totally transformed toilet…lol..!!!!
    Great job!

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  4. badthing November 18, 2008 at 2:09 am // Reply

    Thank you for sharing these eye-popping photos.

    I would have to be deathly ill and I mean DEATHLY ill in order to go potty in public!!!!!

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  5. Alex Lover November 19, 2008 at 12:25 am // Reply

    he-he, thank really cute pics =))
    i liked “Guaranteed to make you feel inadequate” pic =))
    thanks, digged ;)

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    Mark
    November 23, 2008 at 12:28 pm // Reply

    :lol:

    Thanks guys – I have no idea who thinks some of this stuff up, but I will carry on looking ….

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  7. camping toilets March 22, 2010 at 2:47 pm // Reply

    that is awesome!! i cannot imagine eating in a restaurant where everything was a toilet though!!
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  8. Rob October 20, 2010 at 3:46 pm // Reply

    I have actually used one of those urinals in Amsterdam. If you look at someone using it from the side, you can see them peeing (and the rest). It must be great for big groups of drunk women at the end of the night!

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