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		<title>Rock Paper Scissors</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[First off, I didn&#8217;t write this, so if you did &#8211; let me know so I can credit you. It was just so funny, I had to post it.Try reading it out loud in an angry voice and I defy you not to laugh. &#8220;I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Installing a Husband</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[My wife emailed me this. I am assuming it is a hint of some kind, but it was funny enough to publish here: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, This year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Very Funny Video &#8211; Mariah Carey&#8217;s words mangled by Bulgarian Singer</title>
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		<title>Insults with a touch of class</title>
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		<description><![CDATA[After recieving a certain amount of insults for my political/religious beliefs, most of which boil down to &#8211; You are a douchebag,&#8221; I thought it might be fun to re-print a few insults that actually had class, and showed some wit, so here they are: &#8220;He has all the virtues I dislike and none of [...]]]></description>
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		<title>Asking for a Pay Raise</title>
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		<pubDate>Tue, 09 Sep 2008 19:07:46 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description><![CDATA[A maid asked for a pay increase. The wife was very upset about this and asked: &#8220;Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?&#8221; Maria: &#8220;Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you.&#8221; Wife: &#8220;Who said you iron better than me?&#8221; Maria: [...]]]></description>
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