First off, I didn’t write this, so if you did – let me know so I can credit you. It was just so funny, I had to post it.Try reading it out loud in an angry voice and I defy you not to laugh. “I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how [...]
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My wife emailed me this. I am assuming it is a hint of some kind, but it was funny enough to publish here: INSTALLING A HUSBAND Dear Tech Support, This year I upgraded from Boyfriend 5.0 to Husband 1.0 and noticed a distinct slow down in overall system performance, particularly in the flower and jewelry [...]
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After recieving a certain amount of insults for my political/religious beliefs, most of which boil down to – You are a douchebag,” I thought it might be fun to re-print a few insults that actually had class, and showed some wit, so here they are: “He has all the virtues I dislike and none of [...]
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