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Dec

08

My del.icio.us bookmarks for November 18th through December 8th

These are my links for November 18th through December 8th:

Marinara Meatballs Recipe -
ATHEIST IN A FOXHOLE - There are atheists in foxholes.
Morality Play - Awesome test
YouTube - Melbourne Atheist Convention 2010 - 10 Atheist Commandments - By Jamie Kilstein - Funny guy
YouTube - Jem Melts Rock Using Sunshine - Bang Goes The Theory - Series 3, Episode 5 Preview - BBC One - Nutso video
The Best Authentic Macaroni and Cheese Recipe - Gourmet Mac n Cheese - The ultimate macaroni and cheese recipe
A DEBATE ON THE EXISTENCE OF GOD - FATHER COPLESTON vs. BERTRAND RUSSELL - LIBRARY OF PHILOSOPHY -
Internet Encyclopedia of Philosophy - Excellent website
Human Gene Mutation Creates Resistance to A Rare, Violent Epidemic (Today's Most Popular) - Evolution in action.
"The Only Moral Abortion is My Abortion" - When the Anti-Choice Choose - Interesting article.

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Nov

15

My del.icio.us bookmarks for October 28th through November 15th

These are my links for October 28th through November 15th:

Google Earth Live - Good write up on google earth live.
Bank Owned Condominium at the Ritz Carlton San Francisco For Auction - Good grief that is a nice foreclosure.
Bank properties - What did happen to the bank bailout money? Did the banks spend it foreclosing?? Looks like it
Clever as a Fox | gmilburn.ca - Excellent article
Introduction to relativity and 20th century physics - Read the rest later
Religious ritual has altered the evolutionary path of Mexican cavefish - Proof that mankind has an effect on the planet.

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Oct

16

My del.icio.us bookmarks for October 8th through October 16th

These are my links for October 8th through October 16th:

Star Trek Ren - Worth1000 Contests - Nutso fake paintings
Nuklear Power » Archive » Free Comic Book Day 2009 - Wow - excellent free comic
Organic Gardening Guide - Excellent guide to organic gardening
whynottobuyamac.png (PNG Image, 1440×3297 pixels) - Seome one hates Mac.; With good reason since my last one died.
Pepperoni Pizza Puffs Recipe | gimme some oven - Gawd these look good.
New Exciting Bakugan Toys - Good grief - I never knew there were this many bakugan toys. Thousands of the things.
500 Internal Server Error - 500 Internal Server Error
Subaru Forester 2.0 Litre Diesel Review - New toy
Boston Legal smackdowns religion | Bligbi -
Hominid Timeline - AndaBien - Self awareness was a long time a comin
Make Your Own Mozzarella Cheese : Planet Green - Got to try this.

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Oct

08

My del.icio.us bookmarks for July 6th through October 8th

These are my links for July 6th through October 8th:

cartoon-god-looks-like.png (PNG Image, 500×375 pixels) - Funny cartoon.
Five Best Canoes and Kayaks - Good article about canoes and kayaks
Atheists are People, Too - Excellent set of quotes
Virtual Tour Steampunk House Sharon MA Photographed by Jay Groccia, Principal Photographer, OnSite Studios™ ModVic Steampuffin - Wow
Bacon-wrapped Jalapeno Chicken Bites - Interesting - got to try this.
Dance audition. [VIDEO] - amazing dance troupe
Heineken commercial. [VIDEO] - Funniest commercial I have ever seen.
Definitive Guide: The Primal Blueprint | Mark's Daily Apple - Got to come back and read more here.
Kitchen Hack: One-Minute Bread - Stepcase Lifehack - LOL - Got to try this recipe for homemade ciabatta
Tank of the Month - February 2006 - Reefkeeping.com - Beautiful reef aquarium in Holland
5 Ways To Hack Your Brain Into Awesomeness | Cracked.com - Love this article about only sleeping 2 hours a day.
Jello Shots! - The Food in my Beard - Awesome jello shot recipes
Tetrapharmakos - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia - This is how to live

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A few favorite quotes

Flying is learning how to throw yourself at the ground and miss. - Douglas Adams
Honk If Your Religious Beliefs Make You An Asshole
Don’t pray in my school, and I won’t think in your church
Intelligent Design Makes My Monkey Cry
Too Stupid to Understand Science? Try Religion
The average woman would rather have beauty than brains, because the average man can see better than he can think
Son, if you really want something in this life, you have to work for it. Now quiet! They're about to announce the lottery numbers. - Homer Simpson

Some useful passive aggresive condescending phrases

1. Thank you. We're all refreshed and challenged by your unique point of view.
2. The fact that no one understands you doesn't mean you're an artist.
3. I don't know what your problem is, but I'll bet it's hard to pronounce.
4. Any connection between your reality and mine is purely coincidental.
5. I have plenty of talent and vision. I just don't care.
6. I like you. You remind me of when I was young and stupid.
7. What am I? Flypaper for freaks!?
8. I'm not being rude. You're just insignificant.
9. I'm already visualizing the duct tape over your mouth.
10. I will always cherish the initial misconceptions I had about you.
11. It's a thankless job, but I've got a lot of Karma to burn off.
12. Yes, I am an agent of Satan, but my duties are largely ceremonial.
13. No, my powers can only be used for good.
14. How about never? Is never good for you?
15. I'm really easy to get along with once you people learn to worship me.
16. You sound reasonable...Time to up my medication.
17. I'll try being nicer if you'll try being smarter.
18. I'm out of my mind, but feel free to leave a message...
19. I don't work here. I'm a consultant.
20. Who me? I just wander from room to room.
21. My toys! My toys! I can't do this job without my toys!
22. It might look like I'm doing nothing, but at the cellular level I'm really quite busy.
23. At least I have a positive attitude about my destructive habits.
24. You are validating my inherent mistrust of strangers.
25. I see you've set aside this special time to humiliate yourself in public.
26. Someday, we'll look back on this, laugh nervously and change the subject.