Mark P Knowles :: Don't Panic !

In honor of baby jesus' birthday I thought a collection of photos poking fun at my religionist friends would be in order. I have sadly come to the conclusion that it is not worth speaking to these people any more after a "debate" went south at hubpages. Having been accused of "refusing to debate," I challenged a religionist to a debate, the laughable results of which are here - Biblical Creation vs Evolution

His opening statement rather floored me as it included references to dragons in China being dinosaurs and compared the Grand Canyon to a bath tub with rings forming after washing a dirty child in in - all as a basis to argue that evolution is wrong, therefore the bible is right.

I do not quite understand the logic of this argument, because there are thousands of creation fairy tales in our distant past so even if evolution was a lie spread by liberal, christian-hating, gay-loving, commie scientists intent on destroying American "family values," - I don't see how the talking snake gets to be the default theory.

Either way, I was forced to dispense with any actual scientific evidence as apparently all science is completely wrong. I was a little shocked at the level of willfull ignorance displayed and did not bother going through the further rounds we had agreed to. It is a little hard to debate with some one who makes up their own unsubstantiated science as proof that the bible must be right but I am planning a new business venture selling dinosaur hunting trips to China in the near future. I see a big audience in the bible belt.

I have written a couple of  articles over at hubpages about Christians recently - the so-called evolution vs creation debate - which does not actually exist is alive and well over there and the christian religion seems hell bent (sic) on causing so much strife that we do bring on Armageddon. Apparently these guys are waiting expectantly for Jesus to come back and take them off to heaven. Personally - I can hardly wait, and many of them do not seem to have irony DNA......proof of evolution in action...........

And now for a little fun. Seeing as it is impossible to have a reasonable - nay any - conversation with these guys, I will join the ranks of all the other non-believers and poke fun instead. You want to believe that there were dinosaurs in China recently - that is your business. But expect to get laughed at.

And not to leave out the Mormons, at least this one shows a few of them have a sense of humor. A Mormon MILF for your viewing pleasure. I don't know if they believe the stuff about the dinosaurs, but as what little I do know about their belief system is pretty outrageous, so it doesn't really matter.

And introducing this year's most popular jesus' birthday gift amongst catholics - the Mass Nintendo Wii, which hands down beats a Sony PS3 80 Gig any day. Happy New Year

I know, it is not exactly professional blogging, but as I wander the internet, I come across so many funny photos I have to post them or my computer's hard drive will be full. This is the latest batch, and I think the hot dog puppy wins the "best of breed" award and so goes first.

Hot dog puppy

Damn, but that is funny and cute. So cute I have had to promise to take my wife to a rugby game instead of buying her a puppy. Oh well....

Fucking love beef jerky - who doesn't?

Even aliens love beef jerky it seems. This next one is pretty darn funny as well. If you did not know how to prepare kiwis here you go:

That one was just to annoy one of my friends from New Zealand. How about this musician meetup. Makes you want to go buy a gun.

This next one is a shot of a space shuttle taking off at night. Nigel Cook took the photo and credit goes to AP Photo/Daytona Beach News-Journal, Nigel Cook.

This next one has to be awfully close to pornographic advertising - for a hamburger no less. Pretty good shot though - the "Super Seven Incher" by Burger King. I am surprised they got away with it. Pity their burgers taste like reprocessed cardboard.

And these are another random selection - click on any image to see a larger version. Poor old whatsername who plays Hermione Grainger comes in for some stick with these demotivational posters. "Jesus use me" is probably my favorite of this batch.

Oh good grief. I am not usually one for cutesy photos of cats, but this was so entertaining I had to post it.

Another collection of photographs I have found in my internet travels. No particular theme to them, but they are all excellent. These first few are from the Stuttgart Museum of Natural History's evolution advertising campaign. I know a lot of you creationists out there do not have an irony bone, so just in case - THESE ARE A JOKE.

But, as you can clearly see - it is easy to work out how new species come about through evolution, which pretty much proves there is no god - right?

So - if you were wondering how Ostriches came to be - now you know - proof that they were not created. And while we are on the subject of creationism and religion - here is a quick way to get to heaven.

A graphic depiction of the difference between Science and faith:

All right, that is enough religion-bashing. Here are a few photos of Emma Watson of Harry Potter fame - modeling underwear. Just because she can...........

Awwww. Look at that - Emma Watson is all growed up..............

These are more random excellent photos -

I hope you find these are entertaining as I do. But if you are one of thoose people who feels like they are waiting for something that isn't going to happen - go out and do something.