March 6, 2009
Rock Paper Scissors
First off, I didn’t write this, so if you did – let me know so I can credit you. It was just so funny, I had to post it.Try reading it out loud in an angry voice and I defy you not to laugh.
“I understand how scissors can beat paper, and I get how a rock can beat scissors, but there’s no fucking way paper can beat rock. Is paper supposed to magically wrap around rock and leave it immobile? Why the hell can’t paper do this to scissors? Screw scissors, why can’t paper do this to people?
Why aren’t sheets of college ruled notebook paper constantly suffocating students as they take notes in class? I’ll tell you why. Because paper can’t beat anybody. A rock would tear that shit up in two seconds.
When I play rock, paper, scissors, I always choose rock, then when somebody claims to have beaten me with their paper I can punch them in the face with my already clenched fist and say, “Oh shit ! I’m sorry. I thought paper would protect you, you asshole.”
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I always thought the middle finger should be included in there somewhere. … as always a winner.
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Ha ha nice post to lighten your mood.
Thanks for sharing.. i really enjoyed it reading it aloud.
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LOL – that is fantastic. I’ve always wondered why paper was such a big deal. Scissors win by cutting, rock wins by breaking, but paper wins by covering? What was that all about? Great rant. Thanks for bringing a guffaw to my weekend
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LOL
Thanks guys – I actually laughed out loud when I first read it.
That’s indeed funny! It didn’t occur to me of that question.”Why paper can win rock?”. I shall not teach my kids to play this game.If not they might start bombarding with this question.
Haha hilarious! I have a shirt that says “Paper Rock Scissors Champion.” It’s on of my favorite shirts.
I always play Captain Falcon. That way, I never lose
That’ll do it.
Why the hell would a paper beat a rock? Rock FTW!
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