Naked Virgin Mary on the Cover of Playboy

You have to hand it to Playboy – with sales of print publications dropping, on the run up to Christmas, the Mexican version comes out with the virgin Mary on the cover. Awesome marketing.

Virgin Mary Playboy cover

It is certainly nice to see what appear to be real tits in a Playboy for a change. I wouldn’t have though Jesus’ mother would have gone on for silicone – so pretty realistic anyway.Of a 100,000 print run, they sold 80,000 copies in 2 days. Talk about having your cake and eat it too. No, no, I was just celebrating the birth of our Lord…..

Exactly what one would expect

The Virgin Mary - Real Boobs

I understand Playboy has since apologized to whoever it is you have to apologize to. God, I guess? Dunno – not au fait with these things.

Her real name is Maria Florencia. Close enough…..