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		<title>By: Rachael Black</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-29611</link>
		<dc:creator>Rachael Black</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 30 Apr 2012 17:55:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Wonderful collection! Glad I came across your site.
Be well</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Wonderful collection! Glad I came across your site.<br />
Be well<br />
<span class="cluv">Rachael Black&#180;s last [type] ..<a  class="05cf164568 29611" href="http://yoyodyne.wordpress.com/2012/04/27/hallelujah/">Hallelujah</a></span></p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-28558</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 15:41:45 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>LAWL

Liars for Jesus do it agin.</description>
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<p>Liars for Jesus do it agin.</p>
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		<title>By: Eve</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-28555</link>
		<dc:creator>Eve</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Tue, 27 Mar 2012 13:11:02 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Fourth picture: Einstein and Ben Franklin were deists and Abraham Lincoln was a Christian (or at the very least a Christian). Darwin started believing in something after one of his kid&#039;s died. If you&#039;re going to be arrogant and condescending towards Christians, at least check your facts first. -_-</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Fourth picture: Einstein and Ben Franklin were deists and Abraham Lincoln was a Christian (or at the very least a Christian). Darwin started believing in something after one of his kid&#8217;s died. If you&#8217;re going to be arrogant and condescending towards Christians, at least check your facts first. -_-</p>
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		<title>By: Nick</title>
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		<dc:creator>Nick</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Wed, 15 Feb 2012 16:17:21 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>@&lt;a href=&quot;#comment-1991&quot;&gt;Albert&lt;/a&gt;: Watch this: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9UvnrARf8&amp;feature=g-all-u&amp;context=G204a2f5FAAAAAAAACAA</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>@<a  href="#comment-1991">Albert</a>: Watch this: <a  href="http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9UvnrARf8&#038;feature=g-all-u&#038;context=G204a2f5FAAAAAAAACAA">http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gH9UvnrARf8&#038;feature=g-all-u&#038;context=G204a2f5FAAAAAAAACAA</a></p>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-20869</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Mon, 09 Jan 2012 07:57:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>And another Liar For Jesus cuts and pastes more lies and nonsense. lol</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>And another Liar For Jesus cuts and pastes more lies and nonsense. lol</p>
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		<title>By: Israel R. Holguin</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-20802</link>
		<dc:creator>Israel R. Holguin</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Jan 2012 19:48:20 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>that albert picture is fake, in fact most of the people in the photo including abraham lincoln were christian, heres are quotes from albert einstein.

Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?

Student : Absolutely, sir.

Professor : Is GOD good ?

Student : Sure.

Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?

Student : Yes.

Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?

(Student was silent.)

Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Is satan good ?

Student : No.

Professor: Where does satan come from ?

Student : From … GOD …

Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?

Student : Yes.

Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?

Student :Yes

Professor: So who created evil ?

(Student did not answer.)

Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?

Student : Yes, sir.

Professor: So, who created them ?

(Student had no answer.)

Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?

Student : No, sir.

Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?

Student : No ,sir.

Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?

Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.

Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?

Student : Yes.

Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?

Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.

Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.

Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?

Professor: Yes.

Student : And is there such a thing as cold?

Professor: Yes.

Student : No, sir. There isn’t.

(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)

Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.

(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)

Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?

Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?

Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?

Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?

Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.

Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?

Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.

Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?

Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.

Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?

(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)

Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?

(The class was in uproar.)

Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?

(The class broke out into laughter. )

Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?

(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)

Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.

Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man &amp; GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.

P.S. 
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?

Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>that albert picture is fake, in fact most of the people in the photo including abraham lincoln were christian, heres are quotes from albert einstein.</p>
<p>Professor : You are a Christian, aren’t you, son ?</p>
<p>Student : Yes, sir.</p>
<p>Professor: So, you believe in GOD ?</p>
<p>Student : Absolutely, sir.</p>
<p>Professor : Is GOD good ?</p>
<p>Student : Sure.</p>
<p>Professor: Is GOD all powerful ?</p>
<p>Student : Yes.</p>
<p>Professor: My brother died of cancer even though he prayed to GOD to heal him. Most of us would attempt to help others who are ill. But GOD didn’t. How is this GOD good then? Hmm?</p>
<p>(Student was silent.)</p>
<p>Professor: You can’t answer, can you ? Let’s start again, young fella. Is GOD good?</p>
<p>Student : Yes.</p>
<p>Professor: Is satan good ?</p>
<p>Student : No.</p>
<p>Professor: Where does satan come from ?</p>
<p>Student : From … GOD …</p>
<p>Professor: That’s right. Tell me son, is there evil in this world?</p>
<p>Student : Yes.</p>
<p>Professor: Evil is everywhere, isn’t it ? And GOD did make everything. Correct?</p>
<p>Student :Yes</p>
<p>Professor: So who created evil ?</p>
<p>(Student did not answer.)</p>
<p>Professor: Is there sickness? Immorality? Hatred? Ugliness? All these terrible things exist in the world, don’t they?</p>
<p>Student : Yes, sir.</p>
<p>Professor: So, who created them ?</p>
<p>(Student had no answer.)</p>
<p>Professor: Science says you have 5 Senses you use to identify and observe the world around you. Tell me, son, have you ever seen GOD?</p>
<p>Student : No, sir.</p>
<p>Professor: Tell us if you have ever heard your GOD?</p>
<p>Student : No ,sir.</p>
<p>Professor: Have you ever felt your GOD, tasted your GOD, smell your GOD? Have you ever had any sensory perception of GOD for that matter?</p>
<p>Student : No, sir. I’m afraid I haven’t.</p>
<p>Professor: Yet you still believe in Him?</p>
<p>Student : Yes.</p>
<p>Professor : According to Empirical, Testable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says your GOD doesn’t exist. What do you say to that, son?</p>
<p>Student : Nothing. I only have my faith.</p>
<p>Professor: Yes, faith. And that is the problem Science has.</p>
<p>Student : Professor, is there such a thing as heat?</p>
<p>Professor: Yes.</p>
<p>Student : And is there such a thing as cold?</p>
<p>Professor: Yes.</p>
<p>Student : No, sir. There isn’t.</p>
<p>(The lecture theatre became very quiet with this turn of events.)</p>
<p>Student : Sir, you can have lots of heat, even more heat, superheat, mega heat, white heat, a little heat or no heat. But we don’t have anything called cold. We can hit 458 degrees below zero which is no heat, but we can’t go any further after that. There is no such thing as cold. Cold is only a word we use to describe the absence of heat. We cannot measure cold. Heat is energy. Cold is not the opposite of heat, sir, just the absence of it.</p>
<p>(There was pin-drop silence in the lecture theater.)</p>
<p>Student : What about darkness, Professor? Is there such a thing as darkness?</p>
<p>Professor: Yes. What is night if there isn’t darkness?</p>
<p>Student : You’re wrong again, sir. Darkness is the absence of something. You can have low light, normal light, bright light, flashing light. But if you have no light constantly, you have nothing and its called darkness, isn’t it? In reality, darkness isn’t. If it is, were you would be able to make darkness darker, wouldn’t you?</p>
<p>Professor: So what is the point you are making, young man ?</p>
<p>Student : Sir, my point is your philosophical premise is flawed.</p>
<p>Professor: Flawed ? Can you explain how?</p>
<p>Student : Sir, you are working on the premise of duality. You argue there is life and then there is death, a good GOD and a bad GOD. You are viewing the concept of GOD as something finite, something we can measure. Sir, Science can’t even explain a thought. It uses electricity and magnetism, but has never seen, much less fully understood either one. To view death as the opposite of life is to be ignorant of the fact that death cannot exist as a substantive thing.</p>
<p>Death is not the opposite of life: just the absence of it. Now tell me, Professor, do you teach your students that they evolved from a monkey?</p>
<p>Professor: If you are referring to the natural evolutionary process, yes, of course, I do.</p>
<p>Student : Have you ever observed evolution with your own eyes, sir?</p>
<p>(The Professor shook his head with a smile, beginning to realize where the argument was going.)</p>
<p>Student : Since no one has ever observed the process of evolution at work and cannot even prove that this process is an on-going endeavor. Are you not teaching your opinion, sir? Are you not a scientist but a preacher?</p>
<p>(The class was in uproar.)</p>
<p>Student : Is there anyone in the class who has ever seen the Professor’s brain?</p>
<p>(The class broke out into laughter. )</p>
<p>Student : Is there anyone here who has ever heard the Professor’s brain, felt it, touched or smelt it? No one appears to have done so. So, according to the established Rules of Empirical, Stable, Demonstrable Protocol, Science says that you have no brain, sir. With all due respect, sir, how do we then trust your lectures, sir?</p>
<p>(The room was silent. The Professor stared at the student, his face unfathomable.)</p>
<p>Professor: I guess you’ll have to take them on faith, son.</p>
<p>Student : That is it sir … Exactly ! The link between man &amp; GOD is FAITH. That is all that keeps things alive and moving.</p>
<p>P.S.<br />
I believe you have enjoyed the conversation. And if so, you’ll probably want your friends /colleagues to enjoy the same, won’t you?</p>
<p>Forward this to increase their knowledge … or FAITH.<br />
By the way, that student was EINSTEIN</p>
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		<title>By: Red</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-4391</link>
		<dc:creator>Red</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Thu, 10 Mar 2011 09:09:17 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Loved the pics, but your debate sure could have used a middle-man to prevent both you and the swarms of creationists from going off subject. It isn&#039;t really that much of a wonder that they protested your rules and completely derailed into oblivion, since allowing that in a political debate would be like allowing the Republican candidate to create rules for both himself and the Democrat.

No matter how neutrally the Republican tries to field his questions, there is an instant field of suspicion and doubt generated by the fact that he is master and moderator of the debate. And if you hold a grain of honesty within yourself, you&#039;ll look at that hopelessly train wrecked debate and understand that no one rain drop really believes it is to blame for the flood.</description>
		<content:encoded><![CDATA[<p>Loved the pics, but your debate sure could have used a middle-man to prevent both you and the swarms of creationists from going off subject. It isn&#8217;t really that much of a wonder that they protested your rules and completely derailed into oblivion, since allowing that in a political debate would be like allowing the Republican candidate to create rules for both himself and the Democrat.</p>
<p>No matter how neutrally the Republican tries to field his questions, there is an instant field of suspicion and doubt generated by the fact that he is master and moderator of the debate. And if you hold a grain of honesty within yourself, you&#8217;ll look at that hopelessly train wrecked debate and understand that no one rain drop really believes it is to blame for the flood.</p>
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		<title>By: nookjung</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-4275</link>
		<dc:creator>nookjung</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 11 Feb 2011 08:51:44 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Thank you for sharing your great photos, funny joke.</description>
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		<title>By: Mark</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-2565</link>
		<dc:creator>Mark</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Sun, 08 Aug 2010 11:32:50 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>Really? What is a valid argument that supports an invisible super being telling you what to say into your head?</description>
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		<title>By: Jamie</title>
		<link>http://markpknowles.com/funny-atheism-photo-collection/#comment-2563</link>
		<dc:creator>Jamie</dc:creator>
		<pubDate>Fri, 06 Aug 2010 14:45:58 +0000</pubDate>
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		<description>The pics are soooo funny LOL. I&#039;m sure religious people would throw a fit when they saw this.</description>
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