First Airbus Crash

If I needed reminding that I should no longer adhere to the maxim, “If all else fails - read the instruction book,” this is it. Apparently ignored by the main stream media, here are some photos of the first A340-600 Airbus crash in Toulouse, France. Der Spiegel reported it when it happened, but that was about it :) Lissie, who writes about budget four wheel drive travel in Australia (amongst other things) emailed me about this asking if it was true.

These are pictures of the wreck of a brand new Airbus A340-600, in November 2007, that had never flown. Brand spanking new right out of the hangar, without a single hour of air time.

Enter the Arab flight crew. Thank the French and their Arab friends for this bit of ‘comedy of errors’. Nine employees of the Arab airline were in the aircraft, but not one employee from French Airbus was present. The Arabs taxied out to the run-up area. Then they took all four engines to takeoff power with virtually an empty aircraft.

This was their first mistake as they obviously didn’t read the run-up manuals. They had no clue just how light an empty Air bus really is. No chocks were set, not that it would have mattered at that power setting. The brakes will not hold it back at full power anyway.

As it turns out, the takeoff warning horn was blaring away in the cockpit because they had all 4 engines at full power. The aircraft computers thought they were trying to takeoff but it had not been configured properly (flaps/slats, etc, etc). Then one of these brain surgeons decided to pull the ‘Ground Sense’ circuit breaker to silence the alarms.

This fools the aircraft into thinking it is in the air.That was their last mistake. As soon as they did that, the computers automaticlly released all the brakes and set the aircraft rocketing forward.They had no idea that this is a Safety feature so that pilots can’t land with the brakes on. There was no time to stop and no one smart enough to throttle back the engines from their max power setting.

10 people were injured in this farce, 3 of them seriously.

So the rest is as you see it below.

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July 9, 2008

A canddiate for the stupid awards that one I think! I wonder if the insurance paid out.
Lissie

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July 22, 2008

I’m with lissie.

I’ll also add that those photos are shocking.

I live near an airport and have nightmares about plane crashes, those pictures will give me some all new one’s to look forward to.

So preventable, it seems ridiculous.

Mark

It is probably the silliest crash I have ever seen. I am trying to find out how badly they were injured - but I cannot seem to find any real information.

Bet they won’t let an inexperienced crew drive an empty one again :)

September 5, 2008

Emil

At least that wall was there - otherwise, who knows where it would have ended up.

William White

The incompetence of Arab air crews is legendary, ask a pilot!

September 6, 2008

Mark

:)

Emil - True. It could have accidentally cut a swathe to Paris.

William - I will take your word for it. I have seen all the evidence I need not to ever get on a plane with an Arab crew :D

Bob Loblaw

And how many A-380s has Etihad ordered?

Imagine had this been one!

I’m pretty sure each one of us pilots out here would feel our danglies retract upon seeing a broken A-380 in these circumstances…

Mark

Bob - Danglies retracting as I look at these pics :(

September 7, 2008

Andrew V

Probably for the better that they didn’t get off the ground.

Mark

Andrew - :lol: I am laughing at that one.

I hadn’t thought of that aspect.

September 9, 2008

DUDE!

http://www.aviation.com/safety/071116-etihad-airways-a340-600-incident.html

I like your version of events, even if they’re complete fiction.

September 10, 2008

Mark

:D

Thanks. Either way, not a good outcome :)

September 14, 2008

Bigot

Way to go, terrorists. You can’t even make it off the runway!

Mike

The plane was still at the Airbus plant in Toulouse and had not been delivered to the airline. The people who crashed this plane were French Airbus staff.

Mark

Well, that is in dispute - I am trying to ascertain the exact details. Certainly the Airbus press release contradicts the police investigation, and the original statement.

Anyone have the “real” information?

The only thing that is certain is that it was crashed, and there were injuries.

September 15, 2008

I live in Europe and did not hear anything about this in the national press (who are usually quite keen to report such things). It sounds like there has been a very effective cover-up, explaining your difficulty in getting accurate information. What about trying the relevant air investigations agency?

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Mark

Me too - I live in France not a million miles away from Toulouse, and I heard nothing on any of the news broadcasts.

Maybe some one will step in with the skinny, but for now I am going with my first report :)

You would have thought it would have made international news, let alone the French.

September 19, 2008

I just wanted to congratulate Mr. Knowles on writing such an effective bigot magnet of an article. You’ve really attracted mankind’s finest to share their enlightened pontifications here. Thanks for making it so apparent precisely which race of airline crew was responsible in your journalistic account of these events. You, sir, are a scholar and a peacemaker.

September 20, 2008

liyeo

OUch!

Mark

Brian - I understand the flight crew was Arab. Does that fact make it a bigot magnet?

If they had been American, would you be accusing me of Anti-american behavior?

Yes, thank you - a scholar and a peacemaker. Should I have instead lied and said they were something else?

Martians perhaps?

September 21, 2008

whatsup

Mark
I understand that the flight crew was Norwegian. That’s a very important part of this story. Prove me wrong.

Mark

Random anonymous person named whatsup -

I fuckin’ hate Norwegians. They are disgusting, filthy people. I agree with you, we should nuke the buggers immediately.

Unless I am missing your point.

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October 3, 2008

Stuart

The crash is real, the supporting text is made up.

The accident occurred during on the ground pre-delivery testing, and no “arabs” were involved, at rather the race of the Airbus employees is not known (or relevant).

I would not try to fly after seeing this…

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October 8, 2008

Mark

Stuart - if you have some genuine information please share it and I will edit the post. I have not been able to find anything that contradicts this version other than hearsay and the link above.

The official press release stated that it was being driven by the purchasing company’s crew, there were no airbus staff aboard, no one was hurt and it was a “routine test” that went wrong.

This press release is no where to be found now.

October 31, 2008

chai g

“Although the A340-600 already had been painted in Etihad Airways’ colors, Airbus was still the owner of the aircraft and it was insured on the policy of giant aerospace manufacturer EADS, which owns Airbus.”

“During the engine run-up test, the aircraft’s landing gear jumped over the chocks wedged against its tires to hold the A340-600 in place”

“None of the people onboard the aircraft were Etihad Airways employees, but at least one — who was injured and remained hospitalized on Nov. 16 — was an employee of Abu Dhabi Aircraft Technologies, a service provider to the airline. The two other people who are still in hospital are Airbus employees, the manufacturer said.”

http://www.aviation.com/safety/071116-etihad-airways-a340-600-incident.html

March 8, 2009

Ayatrollah

Who cares if Arabs where manning the plane or not, I’d still not want to fly with them. Have you seen how they run their countries?

March 12, 2009

Mark

:lol:
Too right - Dubai is a mess right now - it will never recover.

March 30, 2009

Stan Schurman

Why would you label them terrorists?

March 31, 2009

Who labeled them “terrorists”?

April 3, 2009

Epoo

Stupid towelheads. I hope they died.

April 4, 2009

No one died in the un-making of this aircraft. Far as I know………..

April 11, 2009

Rudy Atwood

If it was a ‘French’ air crew, why was there a cover up.
If the Arab country was simply a customer in waiting,
why would there be a black out on the story? Don’t
forget that a hefty proportion of France is now Arab.
(how could we forget the overturned burning cars
and riots so recent?)

As for the terrorists that use airliners as weapons,
remember the NYC trade towers were brought down
by American and United pilots who were able to
get the planes in the air. These guys clearly can’t
even do that.

April 30, 2009

RICK PASQUINI

THAT’S WHY MY GOD GAVE THOSE WORHTLESS MUSLIMS CAMELS

May 2, 2009

I still have not been able to get any real information. There was a press release at the time, but it has disappeared. :(

June 1, 2009

Those camel jockeys should have wiped the sand outta der eyes! Sheesh … they can’t even remove squatters from their own land! Snopes says they all were arabs, and morons to boot. Wtg arabs!

June 2, 2009

Well, they were certainly not too bright. To be honest, I don’t know if they were Arabs or not. Pretty dumb mistake either way.

READ:

http://www.snopes.com/photos/airplane/etihad.asp

or Google for, “arabs crash airbus”!

Notice the ethic orientation that headlines the articles!

Any more questions? Case rested!

June 3, 2009

Actually, the biggest morons of all were the French Airbus officials who let the towel-heads on the plane before they officially took ownership!

June 4, 2009

Tom

Oops!! Stick a new nose on her and she’ll be fine :-)

Tom

Hope the insurance was fully comp and not just fire and theft.

June 7, 2009

Excuse me but I did NOT say, “Al Jazeras last blog post .. The Zionist Jews can insult everyone and treat blacks’ in race ‘without ever being convicted”?
Whoever programmed that into your system should be fired!

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June 9, 2009

dude

I have one thing to say about this:

ARABS……..LOLLLLLLL

June 10, 2009

Dude, that is hilarious

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Gary

read the press release, Ethiad employees where on the plane. What goes unsaid is what is important. Of course Ethiad employees caused it and of course Airbus didn’t make a big deal out of it because you are not going to tick off one of your customers by publicly humiliating them. Read how NTSB reports are written in the US. They purposely obfuscate them so people in the business know what happens but there are no juicy quotes for the media headlines.

June 11, 2009

Hi Mark! That story is so impressive that I wanted to share it with my buddies. So I ask you if you let me translate it into Russian.)

June 12, 2009

Be my guest flanker. :)

Gary - too right. Regardless of all the shit I have been given for being a racist, the original press release dissapeared pretty darn fast.

Of course:
http://markpknowles.com/feed

Just add “feed” to any website and away you go. :)

June 14, 2009

“Bet they won’t let an inexperienced crew drive an empty one again”

Only a fully loaded one.

June 15, 2009

So the moral of the story is that you can only report the truth if the guilty parties are/were white Americans?
But, then, I’d hate to see my name in the papers/online for stupidly crashing a brand new kagillion buck airliner!
Then again, it’s pretty stupid to blow yourself and others up over religion or politics!
Party on, dudes!

June 18, 2009

jordi

Stupid Americans Airbus is not french is european.The airbus is produced in Germany,Spain,England and assambled in france just near to the border of Spain……
All the us industries are going down, the dollar,general motors,crysler,ford,boing patetic country………soon usa will pass by Europe,China and others,ja,ja…

June 20, 2009

Well, I have a feeling the disasters at VW, Porsche, Land Rover Jaguar, UBS, the collapse of the Spanish economy and goodness knows how many other upcoming European failures are going to put us not far behind,. ;(

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