Celebrities Giving Cameras The Finger

Some famous actors and celebrities just don’t seem to know when they have it good. And seem to take offence when some one points a camera at them. Charlize Theron takes offense here and shows the camera person just what she thinks of them with a one-finger-salute, otherwise known as the bird, or in plain English, “Screw You.” You won’t see these pictures in “People,” magazine.

Not quite the usual, “god-I’m-good-looking-come-and-fuck-me,” look we are used to seeing from Ms. Theron.

Seems to me this must be the thought process for quite a few celebrities:

My Dad says I am pretty

My Mom says I am pretty

Therefore I am pretty

I can make a fortune being famous for being pretty

Next follows said fame and fortune for the lucky few. Private jets, public adulation, a free private island in Dubai, adopting half a dozen kids, TV chat show appearances, getting paid for carrying a free handbag etc, etc, etc. Next thought process seems to be:

My business manager tells me I am important

My Dad tells me I am important

The studio’s chief executive sucker-upper tells me I am important

Therefore I am important

Why are all these assholes following me and trying to take my photo?

I am important, screw you asshole photographer !!!!

Ashton Kutcher shows us how important he is:

He seems genuinely annoyed. Like it was a surprise that the down side of earning millions of dollars for being stupid on camera would be people wanting his photograph. Like this is new. A surprise even Oddly enough, at other times he seems genuinely happy to have his photo taken. Must be a good watch if a pretty boy wears one.

Jodie Foster tells us how it is, although I was hard pushed to recognize this as Jodie Foster.

Of course, Ms. Foster can turn it on when she wants to as well, although I think this one was taken before everyone realized she was playing for the other team.

Johnny Cash gives us the finger. But, I get the impression he genuinely doesn’t give a shit, so I am OK with that

I know you are not supposed to speak ill of the dead, but this is Heath Ledger making his feelings plain. And if you didn’t get the message with the finger, he even went to the trouble of writing a little sign. I am saying nothing.

Jessica Simpson doesn’t look quite so hot while shouting and flipping the bird. Reminds me of the old joke: “Every time you see a hot chick, just remember, some where there is a guy who is sick and tired of putting up with her shit.”

Not hot:

Hot:

See the difference? I know which one I would rather wake up with.

Avril Levine also seems like she doesn’t give a shit, and this one seems staged rather than genuinely pissed-off.

Justin Timberlake on the other hand does seem pissed.

Pissed:

Happy to have his photo taken:

I just can’t understand the difference Why happy sometimes and then un-happy others?

Nicole Ritchie with a very sharp-looking middle finger.

Although, “sharp-looking,” seems to be the best way of describing this particular celebrity. I am not sure what she does, but as far as I can tell, she seems to be another one of those famous for being famous type celeb? Every photo I see of her, except for this one with the see-through top she looks like a recently revived corpse…….

Now I am bored, so I will leave you with a random selection of minor celebrities with their middle finger telling you to screw yourself.

And rather than leave a bad taste in everyone’s mouth, here is a photo of the almost-always-hot Jessica Alba. I cannot imagine her leaving a bad taste in anyone’s mouth. I pinched this one from Scott, who has a massive selection of hot photos of Jessica Alba. And an obsession with the lady, it would seem. Although, if she is still in the market for some one who isn’t good looking, in shape, rich, or smart. I’ve got all those covered too Scott.

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