September 9, 2008
Asking for a Pay Raise
A maid asked for a pay increase.
The wife was very upset about this and asked: "Now Maria, why do you want a pay increase?"
Maria: "Well Senora, there are three reasons why I want an increase. The first is that I iron better than you."
Wife: "Who said you iron better than me?"
Maria: "Your husband said so."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "The second reason is that I am a better cook than you."
Wife: "Nonsense, who said you were a better cook than me?"
Maria: "Your husband did."
Wife: "Oh."
Maria: "My third reason is that I am a better lover than you."
Wife (really furious now): "Did my husband say that as well?"
Maria: "No Senorora, the gardener did."
SHE GOT THE RAISE!
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Haha, funny. You made my day.
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Hey Mark, aren’t you a Frenchman? Whatever you are you’re certainly a dickhead. You liberals don’t check anything out you just repeat whatever you hear that fits your views. Like I said, you’re a dickhead. If you are French that explains it. If you aren’t, stay there anyway.
Thanks for the input Tomasco. You certainly demonstrate your intellect with that comment.
Bet you vote for McCain huh? Cause that’s what god dun toll yuh ter.
lol i thought this was quite funny actually
LOL very funny! This made my day =)).